What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?

  1. Smarties

  2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp

  3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.

  4. Baseball is Canadian

  5. Lacrosse is Canadian

  6. Hockey is Canadian

  7. Basketball is Canadian

  8. Apple pie is Canadian

  9. Mr. Dress-up  vs.  Mr. Rogers

  10. Tim Horton’s  vs.  Dunkin’ Donuts

  11. In the war of 1812, which was started by Americans, Canadians pushed

    the Americans WAY back….past the White House. Then we burned

    it….and most of Washington. All of this was done under the command

    of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We

    got bored because they ran away, so we came home and

    partied……….go figure!

  12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to

    Germany.

  13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or

    withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

  14. Our civil war was only a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

  15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American

    mercenary, who slept-in and missed the whole thing….but showed up

    just in time to get caught.

  16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

  17. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface

    and is still around as the worlds oldest company

  18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown American

    in under 3 minutes.

  19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

  20. We don’t marry our kin-folk.

  21. Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, Colonel Harland Saunders abandoned

    the USA and came North to retire in Canada (Mississauga, Ontario).

  22. We may say “eh” a lot but we know how to pronounce ROOF!!!

  23. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,

    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless

    lives each year.

  24. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell

    about it.

  25. BUT MOST IMPORTANT!……the handles on our beer cases are big enough

    to fit your hands with mitts on.

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