Category Archives: Jetsam

Junk Food? How About Fun Food?

Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other, little Johnny asked what vitamins they had in them. His father told him he doubted there were any at all. Little Johnny replied, wide-eyed, “You mean these are just for fun?”

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Dear God

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , CANADA, they decided to send … Continue reading

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Well Endowed

A family moved from Newfoundland to Alberta. Johnnie started school at the new location, in grade 3. One day the teacher asked individual students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. … Continue reading

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Creation

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day.He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and … Continue reading

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What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?

Smarties Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp The size of our footballs fields and one less down. Baseball is Canadian Lacrosse is Canadian Hockey is Canadian Basketball is Canadian Apple pie is Canadian Mr. Dress-up  vs.  Mr. Rogers Tim Horton’s  vs.  … Continue reading

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Words With Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……..The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male……..Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings … Continue reading

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T.G.I.F.–Blond Joke

A blonde goes over to her friend’s house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. “Why are you wearing a Thank God it’s Friday tee-shirt on Monday?” “Oh shit!” the blonde says, “I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.”

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