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Words With Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……..The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male……..Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings … Continue reading

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T.G.I.F.–Blond Joke

A blonde goes over to her friend’s house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. “Why are you wearing a Thank God it’s Friday tee-shirt on Monday?” “Oh shit!” the blonde says, “I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.”

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